- The Old Man in the Vest doesn’t sleep.
Instead, he sits in silence each night from 2:00–4:00 a.m., staring at an unplugged fax machine. No one knows why, but he always emerges with a complete short story. - The Guy Who Looks Like a Charcoal Drawing once disappeared for three weeks.
When he returned, he handed the group a single napkin with a rough sketch on it. That napkin became a viral NFT… even though he doesn’t know what an NFT is. - The Mischievous Street Wizard was banned from every major subway system in North America.
Not for magic — for replacing all “Exit” signs with messages like “The Real Journey Is Inward.” - The Gadabout Asian Man has never paid for international airfare.
He travels by “favor economy,” leveraging obscure connections, underground supper clubs, and something he calls “airport feng shui.” - The Regular Guy in the Ball Cap doesn’t have a real last name.
DMV records list it simply as “(pending).” He once filled out the form and wrote “Baseball.” It was accepted. - The Actor with a Visor Sewn to His Head claims he cannot remove the visor.
But in 2018, the group caught him lifting it slightly to adjust his bangs. No one mentioned it. He hasn’t done it since. - They’ve never all been photographed in color together.
Every known photo of the full group is either black-and-white, infrared, or mysteriously blurred around the edges. - Their group chat has been archived by two separate national museums.
However, most of the content is GIFs of exploding flip phones and half-written haikus. - They once accidentally won a regional battle of the bands they didn’t enter.
They were arguing on stage during a soundcheck, but the audience thought it was avant-garde performance art and voted them first place. - Each member owns exactly one item of matching clothing — a cursed windbreaker.
It makes anyone who wears it feel deeply introspective about the 1990s. No one wears it anymore. - Their unofficial motto is: “Confuse first. Inspire later.”
It was coined by the Street Wizard, misquoted by the Old Man, and printed on t-shirts by the Regular Guy. - They’ve never publicly acknowledged their impact.
But every time the world feels slightly weirder and more meaningful… people suspect they had something to do with it.