🎸 Assembly of Awe – Legends & Lore Tour 2026
North America
- March 7 – Seattle, WA – Climate Pledge Arena
- March 10 – San Francisco, CA – Chase Center
- March 12 – Los Angeles, CA – Hollywood Bowl
- March 14 – Calgary, AB – Lord Beaverbrook H.S. Gymnasium
- March 16 – Austin, TX – Moody Center
- March 19 – Chicago, IL – United Center
- March 22 – Toronto, ON – Scotiabank Arena
- March 25 – New York, NY – Madison Square Garden
- March 28 – Boston, MA – TD Garden
Europe
- April 5 – London, UK – O2 Arena
- April 8 – Berlin, Germany – Mercedes-Benz Arena
- April 11 – Amsterdam, Netherlands – Ziggo Dome
- April 14 – Paris, France – Accor Arena
- April 18 – Rome, Italy – Palazzo dello Sport
- April 21 – Madrid, Spain – WiZink Center
Asia-Pacific
- May 3 – Tokyo, Japan – Nippon Budokan
- May 6 – Seoul, South Korea – KSPO Dome
- May 10 – Bangkok, Thailand – Impact Arena
- May 14 – Sydney, Australia – Qudos Bank Arena
- May 17 – Melbourne, Australia – Rod Laver Arena
Finale
- May 25 – Reykjavik, Iceland – Harpa Concert Hall (Special Acoustic Finale)
“Rotary Rage & Funky Broth”
by The Assembly of Awe
[Verse 1 – The Old Man in the Vest (shouted)]
I dial my dreams on a rotary phone!
Clickin’ through time with a dial tone groan!
No apps, no snaps, no algorithm doom —
Just analog sparks in a dust-bit room!
[Verse 2 – The Gadabout Asian Man (sung)]
Got ramen in Rio, slurpin’ in Rome,
Funky miso dancing in a bone-white bowl.
Chili oil drip, seaweed soul,
Every bite’s a trip — passport in a roll!
[Chorus – Full Band (screamed & harmonized)]
ROTARY RAGE!
Don’t text me back, I’m spinning fate!
FUNKY BROTH!
Boilin’ weird in a vintage plate!
The world’s gone slick, but we stay raw —
Burn the script with the Assembly of Awe!
[Verse 3 – The Mischievous Street Wizard (rapped/shouted)]
Gonna hex your Wi-Fi with a noodle curse!
Cracked your cloud with a punkverse verse!
My staff is a straw from a bubble tea cup —
Take a sip of this chaos, the flavor’s messed up!
[Bridge – The Guy Who Looks Like a Charcoal Drawing (spoken over fuzz guitar)]
I sketch rebellion in soy sauce lines.
The broth boils slow, but justice brines.
In the hiss of static and ramen steam…
We find the sound of the unheard scream.
[Verse 4 – The Regular Guy in the Ball Cap (deadpan punk delivery)]
Team “N” in the back with a microwaved stare,
I eat weird soup and I just don’t care.
Press pound to pay? Nah — I spin to connect.
My noodles are tangled like modern neglect.
[Breakdown – The Actor with the Visor Sewn to His Head (melodramatic growl)]
Is it ramen or a metaphor?
Is this stage a phone cord war?
I became the broth. I became the ring.
I am the reason the dial still sings!
[Final Chorus – Full Band, crowd screaming]
ROTARY RAGE!
We call the void, then slam it shut!
FUNKY BROTH!
Pour rebellion in a ramen cup!
No reboot, no gloss, just slurp and scream —
We’re the glitch in your corporate dream!
[Outro – All members chanting in round]
Dial it back — slurp it loud —
Spin the wheel — feed the crowd!
Assembly’s here — odd and raw —
Ramen punk for the world in awe!
